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Unplug everything in the room except for one toaster. Pray to the toaster. Bring it gifts.

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Throw some of your roommate's possessions out the window. Say that the toaster made you do it. Challenge your roommate to a duel. If he refuses, claim that you have won by forfeit and therefore conquered his side of the room.

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Insist that he remove all of his possessions immediately. your roommate up for various activities. Campus tour guide, blood donor, organ donor.

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Steal something valuable of your roommate's. Give some beans to your roommate. Instead of turning off the light switch, smash the light bulb with a hammer. Put a new bulb in the next day. Fin often about the cost of light bulbs. Videotape yourself hammering a nail into a wall for a while, and then stopping. Play toommate tape in your room. Buy a plant. Sleep with it at night.

Talk to it. After a few weeks, start to argue with it loudly. Then yell, "I can't live in the same room with you," storm out of the room and slam the door. Get rid of the plant, but keep the pot. Refuse to discuss the plant ever again. Buy a Jack-In-The-Box. Every day, turn the handle until the clown pops out. Scream continuously for twenty minutes. Hang up pictures of chickens all over the room. Goommate some knives.

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Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil. Feign a serious illness for two weeks.

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Keep this up for several weeks. Bowl inside the room. Set up tournaments with other people in the building. Award someone a trophy. Walk backwards all the time. Then pretend to trip and hurt yourself. Fake an injury and go through a long, painful recovery. Start walking backwards again. While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling.

When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan. Explain to your roommate that you are going to be housing a prospective student in the near future. One day, bring in a pig. Watch t. Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the hell is my sandwich!? Punch a hole in the t.

Sit and watch it anyway, complaining about the bad reception. Wear a cape. Stand in front of the window for about an hour every day. Then, one day, when your roommate is gone, go outside the window and lie down underneath the window, pretending to be hurt, and wait for your roommate to return. The next day, start standing in front of the window again.

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Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from Looking others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, "He just didn't belong. Use it to shave, and then spray some into your mouth. Later on, complain that you feel sick. Continue this process for several weeks.

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Cover your bed with a tent. Live inside it for a week. If your roommate asks, explain that "It's a jungle out there. Keep a vacuum cleaner in the middle of the room. Fkn at it with fear for a few days.

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Then, stay out of the room entirely, opening oLoking door only a crack and whispering to your roommate, "Psst! Is it gone? If your roommate protests, explain that you were hot. Open and close the broken window as you normally would. Throw darts at a bare wall. All of a sudden, act excited, telling your roommate that you hit the bull's eye. Send flowers to your roommate, with a card that says, "I'm sorry.

It won't happen again. Repeat the process for a few weeks. Call your roommate Clyde by accident. Start doing so every so often. If your roommate protests, roommxte, "I'm sorry.

I won't do that anymore, Murray. Move everything to one side of the room. Practice needlepoint every night.

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