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I was in a lofted bed across from his bed: we reached across the gap to pound it but it was too far, so we ended up touching fingers like God and Adam at the Sistine Chapel. Turdhats : Successfully completed the coveted hat trick while I was in college — 3 females, 24 hours, all separate occasions 6. Now the football team and fans were always at each other's throats, but the bands were tight. Skster year, the other school's band would visit for the football game and they would girlfrends a party for the visiting band. There's at least people crammed in that band house after the game. I start drinking and chilling with friends, meeting new people and shit.

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So all of the undergrad guys were out of the question. This left no one for me to hook up with, given my inability to non-awkwardly meet anyone older. One day, at the start of my sophomore year, I was perusing Craigslist as this is part of my daily internet ritual. My heart raced. Here was the type of situation that I had fantasized about for years. Initially, I intended to just send him some teasing s to blow off a little titillating steam.

But turns out that his writing was really sexy. And that I was really horny. After many exchanged dirty s, photographs with faces blurredit came to light that he was actually a professor at the same university I attended. Now keep in mind that student-professor relationships were strictly forbidden. But we decided that glrlfriends needed to go skster with it anyway. At this point, we were sending dozens of s a day and I couldn't think about anything else other than fucking this guy. We decided that we needed to see each other in person.

We started telling each other where we'd be and which coffee shop we'd be working in, so that we could show up and ogle each other from across the room. We never talked… too much risk since we both knew plenty of people around the area.

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Finally, we decided that we had to have each other. I didn't tell a single soul about my Professor. I snuck him through my shared suite and into my private bedroom. We said only a few words before we started furiously making out. What followed was a torrid, frenzied nine-month affair. I gave my first blow job, lost my virginity on the floor of the library. Snuck him into my room almost every day, after having developed a complex system of secret als and code s.

Wore my high school plaid-skirt uniform and let him wear his suit and tie and put me over his lap and spank me. Tied him up, got tied up.

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Smeared nutella all over his naked body. Got bent over the book stacks, hearing other students walking around on the same floor, fucked from behind.

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It was many months before I even sisher out his incredibly sexy name. Eventually, he took a job at another university, and I settled down with a long-term boyfriend. No one ever found out. But that professor is still the stuff of my hottest fantasies. UncleTogie : I'd had a few similar moments, but the one that sticks out the most was when a friend of mine and I were busy with our girlfriends, dining at the Great American Pink Taco Stand in the same room. About a half-second later came the funniest queef I think I'll ever hear… For the life of me, it sounded like it was laughing back at him… The room erupted in belly-laughs, sexytime was cancelled girlfriedns to mirth, and all was amusing in the kingdom.

She was there with four of her friends. One being her gay friend. The girls all agreed that if I let him fuck me in the ass, I could fuck all the girls. Let me just say I got to nail all the girls that night. That asshole went for 45 minutes on my ass HexxVonDoom : Had. Stood up with a mouthful of jiz, amd a grin in 2 minutesflat.

Now, its not like we were overly concerned about the proper scientific way of running this, since, well, we were drunk.

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During a time I was selling a lot of extacy and coke, I was living with two strippers. They were hot as hell, and my best custies. One night after work they brought a half dozen of their coworkers home. Apparently they were bragging about my cunilinguistic skills at work, and one of their lesbian coworkers wanted to take the Pepsi challenge. She didn't believe a guy could be as good at licking pussy as a woman.

A room full of strippers watched as I got her off.

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The scene descended into a full scale drug-fueled orgy pretty quick. By the time it was all over I'd stuck my dick in 8 women. Obvious throw away is obvious. Here goes nothing. I went to a swingers club with some friends one night.

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It's a pretty fun club, I'd been there a few times before. So I get giflfriends, strip down to my undies and start prowling. I had been on a really bad date earlier so I was looking for some action. I spot this group of three handsome as fuck guys in their underwear with masks on. So I start to eyefuck them. Eventually I got hot and went and laid by the pool outside when they came over. We conversed.

One guy in particular and I really got to talking. As girls went she was relatively good looking, not the smartest girl out there but could easily beat most of the other girls.

We had been going out for about a year but it did not girlfrifnds like it was going anywhere, I would probably have ended it there if it had not been for Sarah Maria's little sister, Sarah, sisteer at the time was 15 and was going through that phase of "any boy is amazing" and I happened luckily or otherwise to fall square in her sights for some reason. I know this sounds wrong but it was amazing having this little teen always wanting to be with me She would often hang out with us and even tried to spend time with me when Maria was gielfriends.

It was small things like sisteg on the couch during a movie she would lift my arm over her and snuggle up to me or lying in the warm summer sun in her bikini she would brush up against me. However, the family dog manages to ingest the ring while it is in Stifler's care, and Stifler follows it until it defecates. Stifler picks up the ring which is encapsulated within the feces using a confection paper, which Cadence's mother sees and assumes it to be one of the truffles.

She insists that Stifler let her have it, but knowing he could blow his chances with Cadence for good, he suddenly devours the dog dropping into his own mouth. This carries on the tradition of rather distasteful gags where Stifler ingests various bodily substances once in each movie. Before the wedding, Stifler accidentally destroys the massive flower arrangement Michelle's family had ordered, resulting in everyone turning against him.

Jim tells him to leave, and seeing how no one is on his side, Stifler complies.

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However, Stifler redeems himself at the end of the film: using the football team as his minions, Stifler uses his own money to buy up the entire content of a nearby flower shop and has the football team successfully set up the flowers for the wedding hours before it is to occur. By doing this, Cadence eventually falls for him and invites him to have sex in the closet. Upon following this invitation, Stifler accidentally has sex with Jim's grandmother, who was put there by John and Justin because she was "being a bitch".

When Finch and Kevin go to collect her from the closet, they catch Stifler having sex with Jim's grandmother.

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Horrified by this, Stifler asks them to close the door and screams out. At the wedding, Finch taunts Stifler by whispering "grandmother fucker". Stifler retorts with "Well, you're a mother fucker", to which Finch agrees "Yes. In Girlfriebds Campthe audience are told that Stifler has become a pornographic movie director.

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This movie shows that although the jocks and other popular kids pretended to like Stifler he was not liked by anyone in high school, which led Matt to reform his ways. In The Naked Milehe is mentioned in passing by his cousin Erik as one of the legendary Stifler boys. A picture of him can be seen on Erik's noticeboard. In American Reunionhe is portrayed in a slightly lighter siister and can be considered somewhat of a tragic character.

He now works as a temp at an investment firm, having to put up with humiliating verbal abuse from his girlfdiends employer. He yearns for the days of his youth and has trouble coping with the fact that things will never be the way they were before. Throughout the film, he attempts to re-create his teenage years such as seeking revenge on a group of mean-spirited teens and throwing one of his trademark parties but fails each time as his gurlfriends and everyone else have outgrown this.

When Stifler learns Finch was arrested for stealing his boss' motorcycle, he finds it hilarious and believed he got his revenge on Finch because he slept with Jeanine Stifler's mom in the past. Meanwhile, Jim, Oz and Kevin are angered by Stifler's lack of tolerance towards their friend blkw rally to Finch's side.

During a heated argument with the guys, Jim, Girlfrjends and Kevin reveal they don't like having Stiffer around because he always ruins their plans. Stifler girlfreinds devastated and decides to skip the reunion. However, the guys soon realize how much they mean to Stifler, and how much he means to them, so they locate him at work and make amends with him. He regains his confidence and quits his job but not before standing up to his boss.

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The guys proceed to attend the reunion, finally embracing Stifler as one of their own. Stifler catches up with Chuck "Sherminator" Sherman, and feeling regretful for how he treated him in high school, Stifler wholeheartedly helps Sherman find a woman to score with. In a surprise turn of events, he meets Gitlfriends gorgeous mother and finally has his revenge by blwo sex with her on the lacrosse field as the MILF Guys, John and Justin, happily watch.

In the end, the five friends all promise to stay in touch and meet up at least once a year from now on to catch up. The four friends make a pact to lose their virginity before they graduate from high school. Vicky later gilrfriends Kevin of being with her only for sex, and he must try and repair his relationship with her before the upcoming prom night, when the four plan to lose their virginity.

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