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The secret jargon, or rude speech, of the vagabonds who hang upon the Hottentots is termed Cuze-cat. In Finland, the fellows who steal seal-skins, pick the pockets of bear-skin overcoats, and talk cant, are termed Lappes. In France, the secret language of highwaymen, housebreakers, and pickpockets, is named Argot. The vulgar dialect of Malta, and the Scala towns of the Levant—imported into this country and incorporated with English cant—is known as the Lingua Franca, or bastard Italian.

And the crowds of lazy beggars that infest the streets of Naples and Rome, as well as the brigands of Pompeii, use a secret language termed Gergo. In England, as we all know, it is called Cant—often improperly Slang.

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Most nations, then, possess each a tongue, or series of tongues maybe, each based on the national language, by which not only thieves, beggars, and other outcasts communicate, but which is used more or less by all classes. There is hardly any community in this country, hardly any profession, but has its slang, [3] and proficiency in this is the greatest desideratum of an aspirant to the pleasures eork Society, or the honours of literature and art.

The formation of these secret tongues varies, of course, with the circumstances surrounding the speakers. It affords a remarkable instance of lingual contrivance, which, without the introduction of much arbitrary matter, has developed a system of communicating ideas, having all the advantages of a foreign language.

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This [4] race is, however, nearly obsolete. Cant, apart go religious hypocrisy, refers to the old secret language of Gipsies, thieves, tramps, and beggars. Slang represents that evanescent language, ever changing with fashion and taste, which has principally come into vogue during the last seventy or eighty years, spoken by persons in every grade of life, rich and poor, honest and dishonest.

Slang, though it has a tendency the same way, is still often indulged in from a mild desire to appear familiar with life, gaiety, town-humour, and the transient nicknames [5] and street jokes of the day.

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Both Cant and Slang, we have before said, are often huddled together as synonyms; but they are most certainly distinct, and as such should be used. To the Gipsies, beggars and thieves are in great measure indebted for their Cant language.

They were at first treated as conjurors and magicians,—indeed, they were hailed by the populace with as much applause as a company of English performers usually receives on arriving in a distant colony. They came here with all their old Eastern arts of palmistry and second-sight, with their factitious power of doubling money by incantation and burial,—shreds of pagan idolatry; and they brought with them, also, the andd of the lower-caste Orientals, and the nomadic tastes they had acquired through centuries of wandering over nearly the whole of the then known globe.

They possessed also a language quite distinct from anything that had been heard in England up till ooff advent; they claimed the title of Egyptians, and as such, when their thievish propensities became a ofc nuisance, were cautioned and proscribed in a royal proclamation by Henry VIII. Vagabondism is peculiarly catching, and the idle, the vagrant, and the criminal soon caught the idea from the Gipsies, and learned from them to tramp, sleep under hedges and trees, tell fortunes, and find lost property for a luck, as the saying runs, having found it themselves before it was lost.

They also learned the value and application of a secret tongue; indeed, with the Gipsies came in all the accompaniments of maunding and imposture, except thieving and begging, [6] which were well known in this country, and perhaps in every other, long before visitors had an opportunity of teaching them. Harman, inwrote lookijg singular, not to say droll, book, entitled, A Caveat for commen Cvrsetors, vulgarly called Vagabones, newly augmented and inlarged, wherein the history and various descriptions of rogues and vagabonds are given, together with their canting tongue.

This book, the earliest of the kind, gives the singular fact that within a dozen years after the landing of the Gipsies, companies of English vagrants were formed, places of meeting appointed, districts for plunder and begging operations marked out, and rules agreed to for their common management.

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In some cases Gipsies ed the English gangs; in others, English vagrants ed the Gipsies. The common people, too, soon began to consider them as of one family,—all rogues, and from Egypt. This superstition must have been very firmly imbedded, for it is still current.

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The secret language spoken an the Gipsies, principally Hindoo, and extremely barbarous to English ears, was found incomprehensible and very difficult to learn. The Gipsies naturally found a similar difficulty with the English language. Such was the origin of Cant; and in illustration of its blending with the Gipsy or Cingari tongue, we are enabled to [7] give the accompanying list of Gipsy, and often Hindoo, words, with, in many instances, their English representatives:— Gipsy.

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